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All I Want For Christmas Is… iTunes Cards

Published December 12, 2010 - 5 Comments

Give the Gift of Steve Jobs This ChristmasDear Santa,

If you’ve been reading my blog (and I’m sure that you have been, as it’s the best way to tell whether I’ve been naughty or nice) then you are well aware of the fact that I have an ongoing love affair with Apple iTunes.  In fact, I’ve been considering whether I want to propose to iTunes when my divorce is finalized, or simply keep her as my not-so-secret lover. 

iTunes is the best thing to happen to me since Kraft Whipped peanut butter appeared on the shelves.  Whether she provides me with the latest music, music videos, or iPhone apps, she is always there to take care of me in my time of need.  I love her but there are days when that spark flickers dangerously low.  This is one of those days…

Santa, my iTunes account balance is $0.33… that’s not even enough for a Justin Bieber reject… I fear without an immediate injection of money, she will see me for the loser I am, and leave me for another man with deeper pockets.  Please Santa… if not for Love, then for Lust… shower me with pre-paid iTunes cards… Let an old man enjoy the sweet touch of music once more…