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All I Want For Christmas Is… Scarlett Johansson

Published December 18, 2010 - 8 Comments
Scarlett Fever

Dear Santa,

After recently hearing that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have split up, I’d like to make a few changes to my Christmas list.  The socks are out.  Scarlett is in.  She’s already had a taste of western Canada… I think that it’s time she come out east and see what we have to offer out here.  Namely, me.
While I’m aware that it’s a bit of a moral grey area to ask for a specific person for Christmas, I figure that it’s worth a shot.  I mean, she has to be with someone Christmas morning… why not me?  Don’t answer that.
Thanks Santa… you da man…