Wow… a little praise from Dr Lisa? That’s not what I was expecting at all. Where was the usual foot up my ass?
“So that’s 2 out of 3. If only we could get the diet and exercise bit going consistently, I think we’d see a lot more of this.”
Yup, and pigs may fly…
“Maybe it would help if you could visualize how bad that Coke is for you. Set a glass of sugar on your desk, and every time that you want to get a drink, you look at how much sugar is in that glass.”
And then I made the motion of sticking my finger in the glass and licking it.
“No, that’s not what I meant!”
Does she really think that I don’t take pure sugar from time to time? C’mon… I’m an addict!
As I entered the blood pressure results into my phone (there’s an App for that!) I noticed that the numbers were far better than anything I had recorded previously. 139/97? 147/116? 158/102? 177/111? 184/116? How am I still alive?
Oh riiiiight… that nightly cocktail of prescription drugs that I try to remember to take after brushing my teeth!