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Missing the Good Ole Days…

Published December 11, 2009 - 1 Comment

Ahh.. I miss the good ole days.. of last week!  When I used to be able to walk out to the car in my t-shirt and not have to worry about my frozen corpse being located in the middle of my tundra-like driveway sometime after the thaw.  Damn, it’s COLD out there now!  Old Man Winter has finally arrived, and he’s making up for lost time.

I can’t say that I’m a big fan.  No.  Not so much.

Today I came into town, parked my car in the garage and walked a couple of blocks to the office.  It’s insane out there!  And December isn’t nearly as cold as it’s going to get!  No.  I can see those $600 power bills looming in the near future.  Frankly, I’m fed up with winter already, and technically it hasn’t even arrived yet.

Where’s global warming when I need it?  You lied to me, Gore!  I watched your movie.  I bought into your fuzzy logic.  I drank the cool-aid.  Now start melting the glaciers crawling across my front lawn!