I Think I Can… I Think I Can…

Peace and Quiet

Published July 27, 2012 - 8 Comments

Got up this morning and walked into the bathroom, where I heard a bit of a commotion from outside.  I can’t really say that it was an argument, because that would imply that it was two-sided.  It wasn’t.  All I could hear was a woman yelling at someone, and she was not very happy.  She never seemed to pause to take a breath… she just kept yelling… it wasn’t so much the volume, as her creative imagination…   I can’t make this stuff up…

I HATE YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I WISH YOU WOULD DIE! I WISH YOU WOULD JUMP OFF THE BRIDGE AND DIE! I HATE YOU! YOU HAVE THE DEVIL INSIDE YOU! YOU BRING EVIL INTO MY LIFE! I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU’RE UGLY!

Whoah… she was starting to get personal there!

It was quite the rant… I gave her an A+ for creativity, especially the “you bring evil into my life” comment… I never once heard any rebuttal, but really… what can you say to someone telling you that the devil is inside you?